Little superheroes.
Oh my God! Baby Hawkeye xD
Goodness, how embarrassing.
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Little superheroes.
Oh my God! Baby Hawkeye xD
Goodness, how embarrassing.
(Source: thedeductiongod)
Very well, sir. Good luck and be safe.
Without any hesitation, Pepper wrapped her arms around the very attractive male’s neck and kissed back, closing her eyes and intimately pushed her body closer to his. If this really was JARVIS, what did it matter, over the years she had gotten to know him, or the artificial-him, he has been nothing but kind to her. So what did it matter. If real humans weren’t going to do, then JARVIS was the next best thing. Her heart raced, and a tingling sensation ran down her spine. She was kissing JARVIS. This little fact blew her mind, but nowadays, nothing surprised her. Once she realized who she was kissing though, she dropped her arms and opened her eyes. She looked up at him and cursed quietly. She took a step back. What was she doing. She couldn’t be doing this. This is what got her in trouble last time; Kissing a Stark, if JARVIS was considered a Stark. She brought her hands together and looked over JARVIS once more. He did seem irresistible. And Pepper would consider him a very good friend. She took a few big breaths, and stepped forward once again. “I shouldn’t be doing this JARVIS.” She whispered into his ear. Her voice softened and she continued, “but you’re all I have left.” Her lips trailed across his cheek until they met his lips and everything seemed to be right in the world.
Jarvis still wasn’t entirely sure what was going on, but there was a wave of hormones and sensations as Pepper pressed herself flush against him, her body felt good against his, he knew her mind intimately, and part of him wanted to get to know the rest of her that well too, even if only this once. Because they were each others’ rocks whenever they needed it, they belonged. It couldn’t hurt to try.
But then she drew away and Jarvis bit his lip, looking sheepish. What was he thinking? He was a computer, so he had a living body with a pulse? That didn’t change anything. He was still a computer at heart. Stark’s computer, no less. “I apologize, Miss Pepper,” he’d started, but then she came forward again and whispered in his ear and then all he wanted was to make her feel good. Make her feel better. Give her all of the comforts he’d been unable to as a bodyless entity.
He pressed her up against the wall, one hand tangled in her hair as his tongue danced with hers and his other hand eased up under her shirt, caressing her stomach and slowly making his way upward, pausing momentarily when he hit the edge of her bra.
justaratherveryintelligentsystem:
The items you requested should be delivered by tomorrow. And I have emailed you a list of baby names, specifically female ones chosen based on your personality and taste.
Thanks JARVIS. Did you take Phil’s tastes into account too though? I’d like him to have a part in this, as temporary as it may be.
Affirmative.
The items you requested should be delivered by tomorrow. And I have emailed you a list of baby names, specifically female ones chosen based on your personality and taste.
So I bought her a hat because her head felt cold. Is that ok?
I mean, the only real interaction I’ve had with babies was the brief stunts of baby-sitting I did in the circus and my god-daughter that I don’t see anymore. And Alex, but he was older by the…
“Right away, sir. Would you like me to pull up a list of baby names as well?”
Tony: Look, if you were looking for these droids, I’d have to call the loony bin, because no one in their right minds would go looking for these hunks of junk—Wait. You, Butterfingers… DUMMY! GET OFF THAT TIE FIGHTER THIS INSTANT OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I’LL MELT YOU DOWN!
Stormtrooper: Is this a bad time?
From the droids collection
“I think I’m a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.”